My name is Nagrikin, and I'm a dwarf. A black dwarf, if you please. It's dwarfs like me that are the very backbone of Narnia. The salt of the earth, you might say.
So the four kings and queens of Narnia have buggered off to who-knows-where. Are you really all that surprised? A right reliable lot they turned out to be!
You've heard that same story. You hear it all the time. "Jadis was a tyrant! Jadis was wicked! The White Witch made it so it was always winter and never Christmas!" All that bloody whingeing. You hear it all the time.
For sure, Jadis was a hard woman. She was tough. She didn't take no nonsense. But she knew how to run things!
My name is Nagrikin, and I'm a dwarf. A black dwarf, if you please. It's dwarfs like me that are the very backbone of Narnia. The salt of the earth, you might say.
So the four kings and queens of Narnia have buggered off to who-knows-where. Are you really all that surprised? A right reliable lot they turned out to be!
You've heard that same story. You hear it all the time. "Jadis was a tyrant! Jadis was wicked! The White Witch made it so it was always winter and never Christmas!" All that bloody whingeing. You hear it all the time.
For sure, Jadis was a hard woman. She was tough. She didn't take no nonsense. But she knew how to run things!